- kylo: dad, why am I an only child
- han: but son, you're not an only child
- kylo: what
- han: you're a solo child
- kylo: i fucking hate this family
- Mom: You talk about that damn cat app too much!
- Me: ...
- Mom: ...
- Me: Neko At-sue me.
my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES
because your law teacher defeated the law
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
help
HES BACK
cause im mr brightside
if this isn’t already how you dance to mr brightside you’re lying
fuck, i wish my drunk snap stories were this gold
gold
Chaotic good.
my fave is problematic: puppyshaming
I was a substitute teacher today and guess who was looking across the desk at me…….